All right, we cry uncle-it’s time to start thinking about Valentine’s Day. Fine. But we refuse to be sucked in to the last minute gifts of a crappy box of chocolates* (*just kidding, there’s really no such thing) and instead we insist we rock this holiday in STYLE.
Eat Your Heart Out Dessert Plate by foldedpigs. $16. First of all, the shop name: foldedpigs. You know we were sold right there. But secondly, this plate is absolute genius. We’re both creeped out and totally infatuated-and, really, isn’t that what love is really about? The answer is yes.
I love you more than I love Ira Glass Card by MerryBluesArt. $3. Who doesn’t love Ira Glass? Answer: NOBODY! Nobody we’d care to know, at any rate. We’re pretty sure that this eco-friendly and super awesome card will not only make your favorite person smile, but make them feel pretty darn special to boot.
Funny Snarky Feisty Valentine Card by dippylulu. $2.50. Bold, daring, and, dare we say it-pretty awesome. Stop yearning after that unattainable love from afar and take the challenge, ’80’s movie style. And if it works we TOTALLY expect to be invited to the wedding.
Love Stinks Banner by livelaughlovelots. $13. Let’s face it: sometimes the whole romance thing doesn’t work out so well. We say celebrate the anti-Valentine’s Day instead: National Singles Awareness Day (Feb. 14th, in case you’re wondering) with a kick ass Love Stinks party! Step one, decorate (see banner, above). Step two, drink! See? You’re feeling better already, aren’t you?